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Gönderme zamanı 10/05/2009 05:18:39 by Biri
Melih Cevdet'e sormuşlar 'evlilik nedir' diye.Eskiden demiş kız tarafının ve oğlan tarafının ailesi biraraya gelir yeni çiftin kuracağı yuva için beraber hazırlık yapılır beraberce yeni ev düzülürdü. Tabi o zamanlar evler genelde bahçe içinde müstakil evlerdi. O yüzden buna 'evlenmek' denirdi. Şimdi ise yeni evliler apartman dairelerinde yani katlarda oturuyorlar bu yüzden artık evlilik 'katlanmaktır' demiş.'
Evlilik

1- Bir adam gazeteye ilan vermiş: ''Eş arıyorum''.
Ertesi gün yüzlerce mektup almış. Hepsi aynı şeyi söylüyormuş.
''Benimkini alabilirsin.''


2- Bir adam karısına arabasının kapısını tutuyorsa emin olabilirsiniz.
''Ya arabası yenidir ya da karısı!..''


3- Bir genç babasına sorar; ''Baba evlenmek kaça mal olur?''
Baba cevap verir: ''Bilmiyorum oğlum ben hálá ödüyorum.''


4- Evli erkeklerin psikolojisi arkadaşlarla lokantaya gitmeye benzer.
İstediğin yemeği sipariş edersin sonra yanındakinin istediği yemeği görüp
''Keşke onu isteseydim'' dersin.


5- Evliliğin ilk yılında adam konuşur kadın dinler
ikinci yılında kadın konuşur adam dinler
üçüncü yılında her ikisi de konuşur komşular dinler.


6- Bir kavgadan sonra kadın kocasına bağırır:
''Seninle evlendiğimde tam bir aptalmışım.''
Adam cevap verir: ''Evet aşıktım fark edemedim.''


7- Bir davette bir kadın arkadaşına sorar; ''Alyansını yanlış parmağına takmıyor musun?'' Diğer hanım cevap verir;
''Evet yanlış adamla evliyim de ondan.''


İranlı şair diyorki ;

"Aşka uçma kanatların yanar "

Buna karşılık Mevlana diyor ki ;
"Aşka uçmazsan kanat neye yarar!!"



Kendini bitmez cümle sananlara, benden kocaman bir NOKTA (.) !


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