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Urfalının Biri Mezarında Yatan Babasını Ziyaret ediyor:


Babo nasısan, eyimisen?
Gene Fatihayı gaptın, keyfin yerinde.
Oraları bilmem amma...
Buraları bura olmaktan çıhmış gayri.
Mezarıydan galksan,gafayı yersen.
Öldüğüye sevinirsen.. .

Sıra geceleri bitti artık.
Şindi Bitliste beş minare de yok.
Hasangalasında caketim de galmamış.
Hem Urfa dağlarında ceylanlar da gezmiy.
Herkes: Şak-şuka, şaka da - şuka söylüy...

Ne mırranın, ne de gayfenin dadı galdı,
Gayfenin neslisi çıkmış, südü de içinde.
Gaçak çay da hepden gaçak olmuş,
Sallama içiyler..
Ahhh.. Şu gavur icadı televizyon yokmu?
Tam üç tene eve aldım,gene de acans dinliyemiyem.
Gumasının yüzünden gocasından ayrılan böyük gız,
Yaseminin penceresinden bakmazsa göremiymiş.
Öbür oğlan Gurtlar Vadisi.
Hele o güççüğü yokmu ? Sen görmedin.
Saçını hep Amerikan kesdiren,
Gözü , gulağı oynuy namıssızın.
Acun Firarda diy, başka bişey demiy
Turizm dersine eyi geliymiş.
Valla yalan,
Mahsadı çıbıldak garılara baha...

Torunun Şehmuzla iftihar etmelisen,
Aletirik Mehendisi çıktı.
İş bulamadı, galdırım mehendisiyem diy.
Galdırım da yok ya, çamırlarda debeleniy, duruy...
Babo bi de telefon çıkmış,minnacık.
Şalvarın cebine on tene sığar şerefsizim.
Tele-fon amma teli,meli yok.
Eyi bişey de çok yalan söylüy.
Ben Siloyu tarlada görüyem,
Aradığın gişiye ulaşılmıy diy.
Ancaaa foturaf bilem çekiy vallaha...

Bu cümma rühuya hatim indirecektik;
Mevlüt Hoca nazlanıy,boğazı ağrıymış.
Yoh gendini üçaylara hazırlıymış...
Eve iki tene CD göndermiş,
Bunuyla gırk hatim iner demiş.
Eh..Sen de bunuyla idare edersiy.
Dünya işleri bitmiy.
Şindi bana müsade;
Aşağı kepir tarlaya gidiyim.
Golf oynuyacam da...

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